Chron writers no longer needed?



  • I have recently undertaken a project to make a computer program capible of writing chrons. So far, I think human writers are safe, but judge for yourself - here is some of its output. (I gave it a little help with page layout, but the comp wrote the sentinces and picked the words...)

    I hope no-one is offended by the fact that some of the board members make cameo appearnces in the story. Hey, I was running low on names for its name list... :D

    An Elf Injured A Scroll
    - By Bryce's Mac

    Mira Amused or otherwise interacted with Avatara.
    And so on, until Leandra Slamed with a Neon Tetra Mira's Neck

    Then Dr. McCoy Pushed The Fish.
    Cache22 Threw or otherwise interacted with The Pufferfish.
    Captain Kirk Stabed The Pufferfish.
    Qui-Gon Jinn Blasted The Pufferfish.
    Then Slayer Jumped on The Fish

    Someone who looked like Glenn Andreas Stabed The Hair Drier
    An Elf Restored A Hair Drier.

    Moonshadow Pulled or otherwise interacted with Miles O'Brian's Thumb
    A Shapeshifter Cleaned with a Brick The Plecostomus
    Velcarn Washed A Plecostomus.

    However, Slayer Unscrewed or otherwise interacted with Natile Portman
    After That, Someone other than Slayer Bemused with a Stuffed Animal a Lamp
    Someone other than Dr. McCoy Pummeled The Lamp
    Glenn Andreas Resurected with a Pliers A Lamp
    Glenn Andreas Vaccumed An Elf's Hands

    A Cat Sucked Captain Kirk

    An Elf Amused The Heater
    Then Someone other than A Tribble Dryed Talaris's Belly.
    And so on, until Talaris Hit A Tribble.

    Afterwards, Wolmark Squrited Katerei's Back
    And so on, until A Shapeshifter Slamed The Quil Pen.
    Then Katerei Injured or otherwise interacted with The Shroomish
    And so on, until The Shroomish Unscrewed or otherwise interacted with A Cat

    However, A Shapeshifter Hit with a Dwarven War-Axe The Sheep
    However, Cache22 Punched Captain Kirk's Earlobe
    However, Cache22 Shocked The Sheep
    After That, Cinderella Threw Cache22
    And so on, until Flynn Struck Slayer's Chin

    Then Someone who looked like Glenn Andreas Resurected Grand Moff Tarkin's Thumb. Then Grand Moff Tarkin Injured Avatara's Mouth.

    Then Grand Moff Tarkin Hurt with a Glove Sybok's Thigh
    Then Grand Moff Tarkin Blasted A Tribble
    But Before that, A Tribble Popped A Pufferfish.
    A Tribble Healed A Primitive Mallet

    The end.

    Another sample:
    Jar-Jar Binks was a Energetic person.
    Only a Sticker or a Packing Crate could Bemused Jar-Jar Binks.
    Though it was thought that David could do the same.

    P.S. I think we're safe :)

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    In general, what exactly makes a game good isn't that easily
    quantified - perhaps the absense of things that make it bad? - Words of Wisdom from Glenn Andreas

    Where do you want to (url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm")teleport(/url) today?

    (This message has been edited by Bryce (edited 09-04-2002).)



  • Not exactly Heidel quality ;) It's amusing, though.

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  • Rejected sentinces... possible funnier than the story!

    • Dr. Crusher Yanked with a Underpants Lincon's Thigh

    Is she giving him a wedgie?

    •Odo Repaired Quark's Lower Lip

    Quark and Odo can get along after all!

    •Then The Pope Healed The Disk

    And you said mainstream Catholics don't do faith healing.

    •But Darth Barney Vaccumed Wolmark
    Darth Barney Restored Locutus of Borg
    Then Darth Barney and Locutus of Borg Sucked or otherwise interacted with The Laser Rifle.
    But Darth Barney and Locutus of Borg Threw or otherwise interacted with XR

    The reign of terror of Barney.

    •But Someone who looked like Clinton Jumped on Sasha
    And so on, until The Queen Crushed Clinton

    No words here...

    •Trianis Conspired With Qui-Gon Jinn
    Afterwards, Avatara and Slayer Pummeled or otherwise interacted with Trianis.
    Avatara and Slayer Whacked The Latex Glove

    Yet another report of mod brutality :)

    • Someone who looked like Zazu Unscrewed Moonshadow's Toe

    So, elves toes unscrew... who knew?

    • Someone who looked like Timon Crushed Jar-Jar Binks with a Brick

    He finaly got what was coming to him.

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    In general, what exactly makes a game good isn't that easily
    quantified - perhaps the absense of things that make it bad? - Words of Wisdom from Glenn Andreas

    Where do you want to (url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm")teleport(/url) today?



  • Interesting indeed. :rolleyes:

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    Darn! I was going to say something witty!



  • (quote)Originally posted by Mr. Somebody:
    **Interesting indeed.:p

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    In general, what exactly makes a game good isn't that easily
    quantified - perhaps the absense of things that make it bad? - Words of Wisdom from Glenn Andreas

    Where do you want to (url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm")teleport(/url) today?
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    (quote)Originally posted by Bryce:
    **•Trianis Conspired With Qui-Gon Jinn
    Afterwards, Avatara and Slayer Pummeled or otherwise interacted with Trianis.
    Avatara and Slayer Whacked The Latex Glove

    Yet another report of mod brutality ;)

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    "Yes."
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  • (quote)Originally posted by Avatara:
    **Slayer, I think Bryce is trying to conspire against us...:)
    Actualy, I think you are both good mods, although for a while I was kinda miffed at you for slaping Ody that one time... but its in the past now.

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    In general, what exactly makes a game good isn't that easily
    quantified - perhaps the absense of things that make it bad? - Words of Wisdom from Glenn Andreas

    Where do you want to (url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm")teleport(/url) today?
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  • Hehe! Those are really good, Bryce. ( :D ) Can you e-mail me the program?

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    "Yo ho ho and a bottle of Snapple! Cap't and his Pirate Crew!
    Microsoft is better than Apple! I have more software than you!"
    <repeat>



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    Originally posted by ferazel_09:
    **Hehe! Those are really good, Bryce. (:D ) Can you e-mail me the program?
    **

    When it is more 'finished', right now its output requires a bit of gramatical editing and such... unless you can accept source code. Do you have METAL?

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    In general, what exactly makes a game good isn't that easily
    quantified - perhaps the absense of things that make it bad? - Words of Wisdom from Glenn Andreas

    Where do you want to (url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm")teleport(/url) today?


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    No, but I have silicon.

    (Ody, you owe me $5 now)

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    "Yes."



  • (quote)Originally posted by Bryce:
    **• Sybok and The King Pummeled Mr. Somebody

    This is what happens to those who mock the Random-Chron-Generator! :rolleyes: Get this!

    Therru Flame annihilates Bryce, Talm, and all his other alter members!

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    Darn! I was going to say something witty!

    (This message has been edited by Mr. Somebody (edited 09-10-2002).)

    (This message has been edited by Mr. Somebody (edited 09-10-2002).)
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    Originally posted by Mr. Somebody:
    **Oh yeah?:rolleyes: Get this!

    Therru Flame annihilates Bryce, Talm, and all his other alter members!

    **

    That's great Mr. Sombody.

    (no one cares)

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    Key Part in the making of (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/mdwgmalc")Xichra's Revenge(/url).
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    "Yo ho ho and a bottle of Snapple! Cap't and his Pirate Crew!
    Microsoft is better than Apple! I have more software than you!"
    <repeat>



  • Hmm, fireproofing compound still works.

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    Those online traslators just don't live up to the hype.


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