Chron Wars!



  • Anyone thought about writing a Star wars parody on the Cythera Board?

    It is a time of Civil War in the Cythera web board!
    The dark forces of the Chronicle Dominion, lead by
    the evil emperor, Slayer, has seduced one of the
    most powerful Chron writers, Kateri, to the dark side.
    With her as his pawn, the emperor plans to create
    a chron so huge and epic that all writers will be
    forced to acknowledge the superiority of the evil
    Dominion and bow to his absolute leadership.

    Fighting against the evil, Moonshadow has
    discovered the plans of the Dominion and now
    races to the headquarters of the Creative Alliance,
    the lone guardians of all that is good and just in
    the web boards....

    Deathstar - huge chron

    Emperor Slayer
    Vader Kateri
    Tarkin Rogan

    General Dodonna (Rebel leader) Avatara
    Luke Mr. somebody
    Obi-wan cache22
    Leia MoonShadow
    Han Bryce
    Chewie Ferazel
    R2-D2 Supernova
    C-3PO IdiotSavant
    Yoda Heidel

    I flip-floped the genders a bit in some cases, mostly so at least one Mod could be a hero and so I could fit in Kat saying to cache22: "Now I am the Master!" shortly before she lightsabers him and finishes off the competition for good :D

    Please do not get offended at the casting. For instance, Ferazel is chewie only because he seems to be willing to go along with any idea if suggest at times. Similarly, Ody is threepio because of the exact opposite attitude - wisdom and caution :)

    Please offer any comments you have or alternitive sugjestions for casting.
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    (edit) If we do episode I/II then we can squeze in Celchu as Amadala, and yomcat as Jar-Jar. :p
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    (This message has been edited by Bryce (edited 02-08-2003).)

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  • Interesting, Bryce, very interesting...

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    Originally posted by Bryce:
    (edit) If we do episode I/II then we can squeze in Celchu as Amidala, and yomcat as Jar-Jar.:p

    You die now.

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    Originally posted by Celchu:
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    You die now.
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    Um, I think you misunderstood - Queen Amadala must be replaced with a male eqivelent in order to produce offspring with Vader/Katerei. :) Some of the genders are flip-floped.

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  • How am I in charge of the Chronicle dominion? I usually avoid them! Perhaps you should swap me and Slayer...

    And that would make sense, Slayer ordered the largest chron (Hand of Fate) to be written.

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    (This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 02-08-2003).)



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    Originally posted by Avatara:
    **How am I in charge of the Chronicle dominion? I usually avoid them! Perhaps you should swap me and Slayer...

    And that would make sense, Slayer ordered the largest chron (Hand of Fate) to be written.
    **

    True. Good call.

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  • If you're sticking to Episode IV, then you should probably switch Heidel's "Yoda" out for one of the Red pilots, such as Wedge Antilles. If not, then Ackbar is probably a better choice for Avatara. Or Mon Mothma, since she doesn't actually do anything for the rebels.

    Oh, and I've got Biggs Darklighter. My non-chron-writing status is reflected in the fact that he dies in Ep4 ;)

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  • (quote)Originally posted by Bryce:
    **Queen Amadala must be replaced with a male eqivelent in order to produce offspring with Vader/Katerei.;)

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    Originally posted by Pallas Athene:
    **< ip-snay>
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    I was planning to use a condensed plot of all three of the first movies, such as is in thumb wars. (Or space balls)

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  • (quote)Originally posted by Bryce:
    **Anyone thought about writing a Star wars parody on the Cythera Board?
    Please do not get offended at the casting. For instance, Ferazel is chewie only because he seems to be willing to go along with any idea if suggest at times. Similarly, Ody is threepio because of the exact opposite attitude - wisdom and caution ;)
    On a more serious note, seems to be a fun idea. And might even breathe some life back in the boards.I'll try to think of some more characters. I assume we're not going to be following the original storyline too closely..

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  • Grapper is Greedo.

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  • yomcat would make a good Lando Calrissian, always wanting others to not spoil his surprises and trying to profit off of everything.

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    (This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 02-09-2003).)



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    Originally posted by Bryce:
    **Um, I think you misunderstood - Queen Amadala must be replaced with a male eqivelent in order to produce offspring with Vader/Katerei.:) Some of the genders are flip-floped.
    **

    o.O

    NOW you die.

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    Originally posted by iKaterei:
    **o.O

    NOW you die.

    **

    That reminds me, regardless of being C3PO, I get a DL-44. :D

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    Originally posted by idiotSavant:
    **That reminds me, regardless of being C3PO, I get a DL-44.:D
    **

    Now WE die.

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    "The real world can wait, I'm not done with the virtual one yet." - idiotSavant



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    Originally posted by iKaterei:
    **Now WE die.

    **

    Does the word BOOM sound..strangely familar? ;)

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    Originally posted by idiotSavant:
    **Does the word BOOM sound..strangely familar?;)
    **

    Yes, I know it all too well...

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    Originally posted by iKaterei:
    **Yes, I know it all too well...

    **

    It was only -ONE- room. One. ;)

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  • You need a new catch-phrase, BOOM is very overused.

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    Originally posted by Avatara:
    **You need a new catch-phrase, BOOM is very overused.

    **

    But it works, doesn't it?

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  • .... indeed.

    (Edit: Since this post would otherwise be useless, I suggest that idiotSavant look to Terry Pratchett for good catch phrases.

    And thus I depart.)

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    (This message has been edited by NTiOzymandias (edited 02-09-2003).)


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