A Random Chron Challenge

[Selax]

Challenge:
Write a random chronicle based in Cythera.

Requirements:
-Should be at least five hundred words (or a random length)
-Must feature Cytheran characters (though the characters should be chosen randomly)
-Must feature random events (you can define random however you wish)

[Pallas Athene]

Here’s one way to randomize:
https://sfiera.github.io/cyrano/

[Selax]

I posted a Chron though it doesn't really count since it's not very Cythera-based, but it might win by default based on the response to the challenge so far.