The Alraeican Tavern, Part III



  • And so, a new chapter opened in the life of the great and glorious Alraeican tavern. Owned and operated by Talos, this tavern serves all the drinking needs of the Cytheran populace. The previous tavern was titled "Tavern Continued".

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  • Ferazel walks in and celebrates the dynasty of the third bar.

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  • DF walks in and watches everybody. Although he is quiet for the most part, he feels he still is a member of this elite group. He joins Ferezel in celebrating the opening of the third topic in line for the tavern.

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  • "Here ye, here ye!" Talos yelled over the noise of the celebration. "This is a truly great time we live in, celebrating the coming of the third thread for our tavern. We have checked, and we believe we have solved any previous structural problems with the ta-" Quite suddenly, one of the long wooden rafters that helped to hold up the roof broke in half. The two halves came crashing down, both narrowly missing Talos. With their load-bearing abilities gone, the whole middle part of the tavern collapsed inwards, causing the first big destruction of the third Tavern.

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  • Avatara steps back and whistles innocently as GlueBubble/Kestrel picks himself out of the wreckage.

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    "I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."



  • "And now we have a reason to hold a festival!" yells Rogan from the hole in the tavern floor.

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    -Rogan-
    Not charmed, just pissed off



  • The 6 inch high Tycho starts to scream "HEY GET ME BACK TO NORMAL BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING!"

    Tycho Maudd

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    I say what occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things, more I cannot say.



  • Grapper walks over, picks up Tycho, and starts to strech him out.Then Tycho pops out of his hands and lands on the floor.So Grapper just yawns and says,"Oh well."Then walks over to Talos, rents a room, and walks into one.

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  • "Ow that hurt." Screams Tycho throwing a fire ball at Grapper. The tiny fireball does nothing to Grapper but sets his cloths on fire.

    Tycho Maudd

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  • *A bar patron rushes to Grapper to attempt to put the fire out. Unfortunately, the patron falls to the floor and is knocked unconscious. When he rolls to the side, everyone sees that he stepped on Tycho and tripped. Tycho doesn't look too good.

    Talos picks the semi-flattened Tycho up, mistaking him for a dropped pancake, and places Tycho in a midieval waffle iron, and turns the fire on full.*

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  • "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" ;)

    TYcho Maudd

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  • Katze looks around. "Can someone please turn that annoying sound off?"

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  • "Okay, who wanted pancakes?" Talos asked.

    "I ordered 'em," Avatara replied.

    "Here they are," Talos said as he took the pile of ten pancakes - plus Tycho, seemingly making eleven - and put them on Avatara's table. "Enjoy!"

    Avatara looked at the top pancake. "Uh, Talos, what do you call this top pancake?"

    Talos came over, looked at the top "pancake" (Tycho) looked at Avatara, said "Sorry", and flung the Tycho into the trash.

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  • Grapper, who was still trying to put out the fire, is quite awake now,and has ran into his bedroom, and is taking of his set of armor and clothes.He gets the fire out of everything but his shirt.So he puts the other stuff back on, walks out into the lobby, and puts his shirt in the wastebascket with Tycho.

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  • However, Tycho doesn't like this and screams. Ferazel hears and takes the burning shirt and sets Grapper on fire, and strengthens it with wood wreckage from around the bar. Soon Grapper is tied to a stake with his shirt catching a pile of wood on fire. "Now you'll be warm and toasty!" Ferazel says to Grapper.

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  • "You idiots, get me out of here." screams Tycho. "And heal me of all the damage you have done to me. AHHHH!!!!!"

    Tycho Maudd

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  • Katze hears the screaming, and walks over to the trash. She looks down, and sees a small, dirty human figure (Tycho), and takes it in one hand. After peering closely at him, she decides he definitely needs a bath, and walks out of the tavern, ignoring the still screaming Grapper. After a short while she comes back in, with a wet, but clean Tycho in her hands. She puts him down on the table, smiles and says. "Now, you cute little thing -" as you can guess, she did not recognize him "- just what were you doing in the trash can?"
    "Nothing ... I want to be normal again!!!"
    Katze nods understandingly. "Normal? Why would anyone want to be normal?" she asks curiously.
    Tycho looks disbelieving at so much ignorance, and decides to go somewhere else for help. Unluckily, he's still on the 'high' table.

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    One of the patrons, a smelly drunkard, his clothes wet with alcohol, tries to put out the fire, but trips and crashes into Grapper instead. The alcohol makes his clothes burst out in flames, and when the drunkard falls into one of the bar supports, an inferno could easily start...

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    -Rogan-
    Not charmed, just pissed off



  • Grapper catches on fire, and so drunkard. They both burn down to bones and decinigrate. The tavern then gets bunt down.

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  • (Exciting post Ferazel.So,what happened to everybody in the tavern?Did they get out before they were burned?)

    Unfortunatly the tavern burned down with everybody in it.But,suddenly, Grapper's bones reappear and begin to shine and then... POOF!Grapper is back to normal.Then Grapper turns pink.Then... POOF!Grapper is back to a pile of bones.Then... POOF!Grapper is back to normal.Then... POOF!Grapper is back to a pile of bones.Then... POOF, POOF,POOF.Grapper is back to normal."Ah,there we go.Now I've got to revive 1,2,3, 4..."

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